Has Anyone Seen My Right Arm?

MDH has been up north the past two days/nights with his dad, who had open-heart surgery this week. I stayed home to keep an eye on our dawg and keep the home-fires burning. But I will admit that I was secretly looking forward to being a bachelorette for a couple days. Whole bed to myself, watch whatever I want on TV, eat whatever I want. If there is one thing I ever miss about being single, its autonomy. Being able to do whatever I want, whenever I want, without having to run things by another person. But you know what? It's boring without my bestie. The house feels like something important is missing -- like someone sneaked in and stole the couch. And, after all my bitching about not being able to sleep well because someone else is in the bed with me, I sleep EVEN WORSE without my man -- the bed is too big and his side is too cold and, no matter what I do, I can't get the dog to sleep on the bed with me! That being said, I have enjoyed eating whatever the hell I want, whenever I want (coconut curry chicken at 7:30AM, y'all!). Even so, its time for my right arm to come on home -- I need some sleep!